Thu 12 Jun 2008
Searching for John McCain
Posted by The Unkle under Politics
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Well, after a long absence, I’m back for a good cause.
As you may have noticed, I take something of an interest in American politics. This election is all about John McCain vs. Barack Obama. I may or may not be something of a left-leaner, and might or might not support Obama.
But what i do support is google bombing. What’s google bombing, you ask?
For the uninitiated, Google is a search engine that dominates the North American market. The algorithms that guide the results of your search query look for websites that have many links from other sites pointing to it. So if McCain’s wikipedia page has the most links from other sites, it will be the first result when you search for McCain.
A google bomb is an intentional action to shift the results of a certain search in a certain direction. In this case, news items that produce anti-McCain reactions are linked to by bloggers and writers in an attempt to have those stories climb the John McCain or McCain results list. You may have noticed that every time I’ve written McCain or John McCain, I’ve added a link to a news story. If you were to go and read those stories, you’d notice a pattern.
The pattern, of course, is that none of those headlines look very good. Most of them tie McCain to Bush, and they all just make John McCain look bad. The key, of course, is that nine McCain-focused articles were chosen, and the millions of left-wing online writers and bloggers will all focus on these same stories, enhancing the effect.
With enough of an effort by enough people, these stories will climb their way up the results until an undecided voter will find several unappealing references to John McCain right at the top of the list. While many voters don’t read their news online, and many others don’t read the news at all, every vote counts and so every swayed opinion counts.
Every vote taken away from John McCain slims the chances that McCain will take the White House and we all sit through four more years of bullshit.
Join the party, ya’ll! Especially John McCain. You’re definitely invited, McCain.
The original Searching for John McCain story is here.




